I've been reading his name all morning and I still haven't heard of him https://twitter.com/BenjaminRamm/status/1109770738653892609
Isis is Isisn't now
This government is so incompetent it feels like they're all trying to stab each other in the back with a bread roll.
Saw Fowler, Pirlo and Gerrard score today, now that's a great Saturday afternoon
Syrian Democratic Forces declare total elimination of so-called caliphate and %100 territorial defeat of ISIS. On this unique day, we commemorate thousands of martyrs whose efforts made the victory possible. #SDFDefeatedISIS
This is an important moment. ISIS isn't finished, not by a long shot. But the loss of territory is a crucial blow, deserving of satisfaction and worthy of celebration. https://twitter.com/_RichardHall/status/1109346356584419328
I lost my hat, please help if you find it. It's a normal white Phoenician hat https://twitter.com/RogueChocolate/status/1109131891213508608
I have big plans for my tenth Twitter anniversary. Which was four days ago.
Twitter should show you your hate follow/like follow ratio
If you're in Delhi next Saturday, please do come along to the launch of The Transformative Constitution.
*on* you cretinous nefarious autocorrect
My feelings about Brexit have nothing to do with geopolitical issues, I just feel that we've done all the jokes so it's time to move in.
They went into a nuclear bunker because they didn't want anyone to see them making toilet paper, I think https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1108779699931660288
Human society is divided into various cultures that are in turn divided into smaller units known as 'WhatsApp Groups'
I really don't want to make Arab Spring analogies but Jupiter is forcing me
Anthropologists have puzzled over the mysterious faith that Western people have in online petitions for years. Some think it's a primitive form of belief in an all powerful metaphysical being
Why don't we just change the word to ducking so we don't have to fight with ducking autocorrect
This is getting very entertaining, Brexiters feel like the EU will help them get a no-deal Brexit while Remainers feel betrayed by the EU for pushing May's deal.