BREAKING: 4.2 million can get insurance for free but must before December 15. Millions more very inexpensively.
Any responsible government would insist people knew. Not this one. It’s up to others and needs to get everywhere this week. https://twitter.com/cynthiaccox/status/1072525098228346880
completely unfair for everyone to keep calling me shaun the goatfucker. i have only fucked goats as a mistake or a joke, and i often apologise afterwards
finally, a christmas ornament for the rest of us.
Ok fine, I’ll do it.
I appear to deal with a lot of my personal anxieties by tweeting about Transformers.
Sorry for all the TF/BB tweetfloods. I don't see Spider-man until tomorrow, so I'll switch to Spider-man tweetflood at that time.
I feel like no one remembers what happened in the first movie?
I mean, I did kind of make a video about WHY no one remembers what happened in these movies, and it's not like these films care about continuity anyway, but the end of BB directly contradicts TF '07. https://twitter.com/enduringdelilah/status/1072602772099469312
we do not yet know
if this iteration of the bee
on john turturro https://twitter.com/postmakerkiwi/status/1072597531064963073
It's a reboot. Its timeline can't jive with any of the others, including '07. https://twitter.com/insertcleverid/status/1072590721218162689
I'd answer this, but to be honest ranking movies like TF's 2-5 is an insult to the concept of rankings. https://twitter.com/AkioET/status/1072587960850231298
It's much better than TF '07 by every metric, unless your preferred metric is violence. I feel like the people saying this haven't watched TF '07 recently enough to remember what an incomprehensible, shoddily-written hot mess it is. https://twitter.com/aarond/status/1072587400394739712
At my most charitable I'd put Transformers '07 in the category of "guilty pleasure", but on the whole, despite the fact that I'm deeply fascinated by the Michael Bay oeuvre and what he's done with Transformers in specific... no. No, I do not like those movies. https://twitter.com/EllimistOfStyle/status/1072585373853868033
I have a lot of thoughts on how we as a culture have trained ourselves to ignore or underplay the meanness and cruelty that underlies the Bayformers films because there is something deep down in us that mistakes that meanness for strength and power. https://twitter.com/baltus_v/status/1072578985886912517
It's derivative but competent and highly enjoyable! The tone is consistent and it has a high degree of sincerity and is actually appropriate for children! It is a solid B+! https://twitter.com/CaptainCalvinCa/status/1072573290005303297
Also - this. And sadly I think Fox’s instincts were correct. https://twitter.com/kivabay/status/1072224629962330113
I’m just glad that we’re finally getting to a point that we can be honest about this. https://twitter.com/kivabay/status/1072222107776348160
I am excited enough about the video we have planned for the end of this month to actually admit to feeling excited. CATEGORY IS: ~ * ~ Death ~ of ~ the ~ Author ~ * ~
As long as we’re indulging in performative nerdery, here’s the updated Starscreams (and a couple Windblades)
Hey now. Sometimes I toss it up and sneak Wheeljack in there instead. https://twitter.com/spiph_e/status/1072210457992122368